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So if I say I'm not getting any its the truth but when I talk about my sexual conquest its lies? :(
I have genuinely been given a blowjob by twin sisters before as well but no-one believes me, nor will they ever believe me because its such an unlikely thing to happen.
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Peej, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:29,
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I think it's all bollocks as well, but you know the rules, sorry!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:31,
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Conjoined?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:31,
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simultaneously?
Quick, someone text Bella and tell her about this victory for feminism.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:34,
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hahaha
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PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:42,
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blow jobs are shit anyway.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:37,
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got jaw ache?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:38,
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This should usually be the point where
an attention-seeking girl pops up to assure us all that *her* blowjobs are amaaaazing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:43,
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oh i wonder which attention seeking girl that would be?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:44,
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I've got a cock gaz ready for whoever she is.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:47,
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she is me
Cockshot plz
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:57,
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You're clearly not quite right in the head.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:58,
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i believe you
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:37,
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I believe in life after love.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:38,
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i can hear something inside me say i really don't think you're strong enough, oh
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:38,
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Were they your sisters?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:38,
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quintenlols
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:38,
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eh? What?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:39,
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You have twin sisters LOL
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PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:43,
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fuck i hope my sister doesn't find out about this
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:44,
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If you rearrange those words you get
i fuck my sister (about this hope doesn't find out)
which is poetic
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PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 12:46,
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beautiful
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 14:10,
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