1) Change the UN from a peacekeeping force to an army. Have every country sign up for it, any that don't get carpet bombed to shit.
2) Elect a benevolent dictator to control oil prices, humanitarian aid, etc, whilst also dissolving all governments. They have the final say on anything, but can be removed at any time if a vote is cast against them. (Alright, I've not thought that bit through fully, it's just to stop them abusing their power).

3) Any attractive women that pass the 'pencil test' must be topless at times.

Anyway, am rather glad it's been shit on here today, I've got an absolute fuckload of work done!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:06, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Finding someone to fill the post suggested in your second point might be tricky
Only one name springs to mind, and Brian Clough is dead
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)

I think any woman no matter what test is applied spends some of their life topless.
Like when showering.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:07, Reply)

fucks sake you desperate creepy pervert

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Ah, fuck off, you sister raping shitcunt.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:39, Reply)

thats a bit out of order, i was only pointing out that you're a bit of a pervy teenage boy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:49, Reply)

I'm up for the job of benevolent dictator
My only controversial policy in adition to the above is to throw the production team behind X-Factor into a room full of starved, angry badgers after a lengthy pay per view televised show trial. Anyone who was still tuning in after the third day of the trial would be denied a TV license and would have their teleboxes confiscated.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 28 Mar 2012, 16:10, Reply)

I swear I'm not making this up, I'm sure I read it somewhere, but I might have made it up myself and convinced myself it was real.
That they were going to do a Big Brother where they get some jihadists and film them setting up a suicide-attack. And then knock them out during the final moments, and when they wake up, they'll be an a telivised version of heaven where the virgins are all blokes'n'stuff like that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Mar 2012, 17:11, Reply)