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( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:06, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I just want one because I'm a flash cunt.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:16, Reply)

and i do very little with it except stroke it most of the time!
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:18, Reply)

But with all the conspiracy theories springing up from the extent to which Apple are supposedly recording your location, activity, etc., at the same time as their advances in touch-screen technology - i.e., all you do is stroke the thing - I'm beginning to wonder whether all those touch-screens link remotely to some crotch attachment worn by the late Steve Jobs so that you indirectly pleasure him every time you do anything with your iPhone or iPad.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:21, Reply)

wow. there's some thought gone into THAT.
( , Thu 29 Mar 2012, 12:30, Reply)
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