What a cheery start to the day. Good-oh. Morning, wankers.
I had a surprise extra night with my daughter last night* which was absolutely lovely, despite her having caught yet another cough from the consumptive darkies at her school. I may possibly be back round there for the night this evening (tbc), tomorrow morning we're off (yet a-fucking-gain) to the 'pirate ship park' which is the Diana memorial playground in Hyde Park, which will be great.

After that I am not sure, although Yeti has arranged for a pub in Farringdon to be opened privately for him for his birthday (it's normally opened Mon-Fri only) so I expect I shall go down there for a bit but won't hang about as it will be v unhealthy.

I've had a 40min v fast-paced walk today already. Get me.

*I note from the card on her dresser that my ex's current boyfriend is unable to spell the word 'hoping'. Oh dear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:24, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

is he "hopping mad"?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:35, Reply)

He's 'hopeing' they have many more birthdays together.
Best of luck to the poor cunt, I say. He has the handwriting of a nine-year-old flid as well.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:39, Reply)

Ah, good
I wondered whether she'd got my card!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:44, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Did you mark his card?
2/10 for spelling.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:03, Reply)

seems to me that she's gone up in the world as long as hes finances are ina good state and he doesn't have a substance abuse problem
he could be a really good provider for their little family, despuite his spelling
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Yes, 'despuite' that...
Has your ex wife managed to find anyone who isn't a witless cunt yet?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:02, Reply)

she was seeing someone, but he went back to his wife shortly after
so in answer to your question; i'm a witless cunt witha healthy bank balance and a future that doesn't involve bailliffs
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:05, Reply)

That's right. Well done you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:08, Reply)

cheers, its nice to have my average financial skills and modest income recognised and appreciated

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:10, Reply)

I'm inordinately pleased for you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:12, Reply)

thats probalbly the root of your problem right there
too much celebrating of the mediocre, save you cash for the important stuff
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 9:16, Reply)