Make her the most unbearably hot curry imaginable
Then impress her with your ability to eat it without crying and ridicule her for not managing more than a mouthful.
Chicks love that sort of thing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:14, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Meh, not in a Curry mood.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:15, Reply)

they do.
alternatively, just buy a load of ingredients and usher her into the kitchen when she gets there. Crack open a beer, sit down on the sofa and wait.

They LOVE that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:15, Reply)

She would like that,
but she cooks like an autism, cuts everything up and puts it on seperate plates before she even turns the hob on. I can't be dealing with it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Punch her in the tits
then go out with your mates.

They LOVE that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Particularly if you've dry fucked them up the ringpiece first.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:26, Reply)

I thought this went without saying

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Excessive chilli is never a good idea in this sort of situation
Last thing you want is to scupper potential sexy times with genital burning mouths/hands
(Bedford, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)

aka 'Taco Bell' or 'Jalapenis'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Bell-end pepper

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:27, Reply)

You can't curry love.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:18, Reply)

No, you'll just have Kuwait

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 30 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)