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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
What have you made with your newly purchased milk?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:12,
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13 years ago)
nothing
I just hate not having milk in the morning and having to leave the house without a cup of tea first. I could have some hot chocolate I suppose
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:13,
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Skimmed?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:15,
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He's calling you fat, Cavy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:19,
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I'd never call Cavy fat.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:20,
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She would
In fact, she did.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:26,
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yes I am
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:21,
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yes it is
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:21,
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Skimmed milk comes from slim cows.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:23,
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or flayed cows
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:24,
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What sort of cows produce semi-skimmed?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:26,
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boy one with
half a hard on
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:27,
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You've given this too much thought.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:30,
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Boo-bees
Sorry, wrong joke.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:34,
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Ching-Chong Chinaman...
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 31 Mar 2012, 22:34,
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