Any body parts floating in the canal?

Alt: leaving daughter with a babysitter for the first time to take my wife out for dinner.

AltAlt: Yes. Good idea. Not something that you'll have to worry about seeing as you're too much of a Mary to learn to drive
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 8:49, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Alt: I would imagine this will be a fairly nervous occasion.

No body parts, but a dead coot and some fairly extensive littering. Tsk.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 8:52, Reply)

I really hate littering, fucks me right off it does

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 8:56, Reply)

There are bins every fifty yards or so along the canal, too.
No fucking excuse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Is Mrs Battered a bit of an unknown quantity in restaurants then?
Is she likely to kick off and start throwing food? Or effect some kind of dirty protest if she is unhappy with the service?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I'm more likely to do that, or fire people if eating in one of the restaurants I am responsible for.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Do you endorse your own restaurants then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:33, Reply)

One of the chains yes. If you want a decent fillet steak they're pretty good.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 9:42, Reply)