This seems a bit of an over reaction to be called a freak
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-17540452
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:57, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

clearly mentally ill on some level...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:58, Reply)

What makes you say that? Bartleby's fine as far as I can tell.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)

well taht or computer games

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)

actually turns out to be Coronation Street's fault
and that's why i wasn't alowed to watch ITV
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)

That was just because your parents didn't love you.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)

I'm not AA
"why didn't you love me enough to LIVE"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Same here, except for Magpie.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:02, Reply)

Same here.
I was six before I found out I'd been lied to. My mother claimed we couldn't get ITV on our TV. Our TV was so shit it was a perfectly plausible falsehood.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)

hahaha
My first trip to Macdonalds was when I was 13, and I remember my grandfather taking me on a "bus" for a novelty at some point
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:05, Reply)

I wasn't allowed to watch ITV either.
But my mum was honest. She said it was common.
( Kroney, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)

nods

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:07, Reply)

My parents were old skool traditionalists pretending to be trendy liberals.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Me as well. Also barred from watching Grange Hill as it was full of children 'with a vulgar accent'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)

I don't know. Seems fair enough to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 16:59, Reply)

I have considered taking worse action.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:01, Reply)

I'm considering worse right now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:03, Reply)

I like the fact that he denied murder and admitted manslaughter
"Yeah, I was totally provoked into beating my mum to death with a claw hammer and then burning her body, y'honour."
( Kroney, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:04, Reply)

'Ken Barlow told me to do it'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:05, Reply)

And he slept with a thousand women

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)

He's one of the top 'druids'* in the UK. This is actually true.


*All that is known about ancient druidic practice comes from about three lines of classical texts – today’s slef-styled druids are total knobends whose practices were fabricated no more and a hundred or so years ago.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)

the amount of minge accompanying those 1000 trysts could probably be woven into a Zepplin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)

I would imagine that would be even more flammable than the original Zeppelins.
Barlow's BLATANT DISREGARD for health and safety YET AGAIN.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:19, Reply)

this seems to be the stock response in most murder cases I hear of
I guess it's because we don't have the options of 1st or 2nd degree murder
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:06, Reply)

I'm surprised he didn't go for death by misadventure.
"Yeah, I ACCIDENTALLY beat my mum to death with a claw hammer and then set fire to the body in order to cover it up, y'honour".
( Kroney, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 17:09, Reply)