To be fair
you only appear really short in the company of Monty, Stunned and myself.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:37, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

^^^ this ^^^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:40, Reply)

True, I don't remember you being particularly short.
True I can remember what the top of you head looks like, which is not true of Monty, but I am genuinely shocked that Dozer is a hobbit.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:42, Reply)

A very good looking hobbit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:45, Reply)

You are Elijah Wood AICMFP

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:47, Reply)

good looking old
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:48, Reply)

*Monty, Stunned and me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:41, Reply)

I donno whats wrong with being short.
I love it when my head is at boob-height of average women. It gets shit after that until you reach the height of her head being at around your weist height.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:45, Reply)

Aparently an average woman is 5'3"
well, 5'4"-5" actually but either way you're still not short enough for boob height.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 19:54, Reply)

I can be if I bend my knees just right.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:02, Reply)

A resourceful man.
How tall are you Gonz? my memory says about 5'7"
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:06, Reply)

Yup, pretty much spot on.
Maybe 5'8" if I got the right clothes on or I've let my hair grow a bit.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:26, Reply)

Same height as Dozer then.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:47, Reply)

OH LOL

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 2 Apr 2012, 20:51, Reply)