To be honest,
I've changed so much in the last few years that there's no reason to expect the same old results again. I just have self belief problems still.
There is an idea that I keep coming back to and it always seems halfway feasible, so that might bear some working on. Once I get back on my laptop tomorrow I'll write something down.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:23, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Keep me posted b3th!
Anything I can add, I'll gladly pitch in with.

Got your cider shoes ready for later this month?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:25, Reply)

I have a natty new ensemble which just happens to be in patriotic red white and blue
So hopefully I won't get shanked for not being English.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:28, Reply)

haha!
New outfit for the occasion eh. I hope Mr b3th doesn't get jealous. Especially if Gonz makes it!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:29, Reply)

Are you kidding me?
He gets jealous if I talk to the barman!

Mind you, that might be because he makes no secret of letching at me. And of course I am unbelievably attractive...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:32, Reply)

:-)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:35, Reply)

I'm hoping when he comes to pick me up,i can get him to come in and say hello to people.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:36, Reply)

He can have the final pop-shot in the b3th bukkake.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:37, Reply)

Is that like pin the tail on the donkey?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:39, Reply)

Jizzing over donkeys is wrong b3th.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:41, Reply)

Not in Weston.
It's practically a local sport.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:42, Reply)

And you wonder why Pier Bash ii wasn't a instant hit?!?!?!?!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:48, Reply)

I've got new shoes for the occasion
I just hope it's relatively warm and sunny else what I'm planning to wear is going to look a bit daft.
(berk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:32, Reply)

Me too!
Also, hello berk.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:33, Reply)

'ning B3th :)

(berk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:39, Reply)

How was your pizza?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:34, Reply)

Good ta
the ice cream was good also.
(berk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:39, Reply)

Ice cram its always good

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:39, Reply)

Stupid fucking phone spelling

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:40, Reply)

That sounds like a 1500 meter runner on a cold day.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:42, Reply)

Well, tell me about your toppings!
And your ice cream.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:42, Reply)

there was one with a lot of meat and olives on
and one with a lot of cheese on. And I had pistachio and hazelnut gelato. Om nom nom.
(berk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:44, Reply)

Olives are wrong. Just so you know.
But then, I think jizzing on donkeys is acceptable, so what the fuck do I know?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:46, Reply)

black olives are nice
green ones...meh.
(berk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:53, Reply)

Om nom nom
Makes it sound like you dined with Gonz!

Glad to hear that your trip to the capital was (so it appears) a worthwhile exercise.

And I'll be sure to comment on your fine new shoes and b3th new outfit on the cider boat!

You must be monster excited about this masters?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:46, Reply)

Who doesn't love a golf tournament?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:48, Reply)

The handicapped.
They get a low number which puts them at a further disadvantage.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:49, Reply)

I got a very high number at the last golf I played.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:50, Reply)

Without cheating, you'd still be on the 5th hole.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:50, Reply)

Any hole's a goal

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:51, Reply)

Left?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:53, Reply)

I will be monster excited when I have a formal 'yes'
until I've got that clutched in my sweaty wee palms I'm not getting overexcited.
(berk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:51, Reply)

Wise berk
Less wise is me telling you I read 'palms' as 'pants' and thought... 'Maybe you need some sort of liner'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:53, Reply)

gross.

(berk, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:54, Reply)

Sorry berk.
See you on the left in a bit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:55, Reply)

Mr b3th currently has 800 gusseted envelopes he's trying to flog.
Every time he says the word gusset I collapse into giggles.
I am such a grown up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:56, Reply)

Has he suggested wiping them on your quim to speed up the postal sealing process?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:58, Reply)

Ewwwwwwwwwewww

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 0:59, Reply)

Also, can you imagine the paper cuts?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 1:01, Reply)

It brings a whole new meaning to
the phrase, 'I'm got a parcel coming'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Apr 2012, 1:01, Reply)

You're a bad, bad man.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Apr 2012, 1:02, Reply)