Swipe and her lovers who prefer teh mansex

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:46, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

swipey and her fantasy of being a SATC lawyer.
she's a 47 stone crazy cat lady from Sussex called Joan.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Now this is definitely POTD

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)

My grandma was called Joan. Dead now.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:57, Reply)

^ Interesting fact online right here everybody ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:58, Reply)

did the cats get her?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:59, Reply)

The fags got her. She hated darth's lot.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:00, Reply)

he's not mincing today
it's all about teh cricket
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Worst sport Evah!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:03, Reply)

er, curling?
caber tossing? FISHING?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Cricket

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:10, Reply)

believe me
not one person would fantasise about being a lawyer. i am spending my morning researching what exactly constitutes "sharing occupation" by group companies. clue: it's not what you think. being a 47 stone crazy cat lady sounds infinitely preferable.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 9:58, Reply)

I'm sorry, if you were a real lawyer you wouldn't be fucking around on here so much.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:00, Reply)

whatever you like dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:01, Reply)

*air guitars*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:02, Reply)

firebox have a range of t-shirts with guitars on them for just this purpose
i nearly bought one for monty
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:03, Reply)

is it air guitar if you need a prop?
damn your eyes t-shirt manufacturers, is there no imagination left in the world?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:06, Reply)

you're getting all technical on me now
i'm more of an air-recorder type. cooler than air-triangle, but not in the same league as air-guitar.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:07, Reply)

I air beatbox

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:08, Reply)

I air breathe

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:10, Reply)

air mouth
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:13, Reply)

he was a damn sight better than some of the others
like the one who leapt up mid-shag when the doorbell rang and said "that'll be my mother" (it was about 8am on a sunday. why?). or the one who quite literally could not get it in. i don't think he'd ever had sex OFFLINE before. and of course the one who shat the bed.

i think liking a bit of manlove pales into insignificance!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:00, Reply)

So better rephrased as Swipe and her inability to find herself a normal boyfriend.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:02, Reply)

the normal ones are too boring to talk about!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 10:03, Reply)