Norwich-based telecommunications analyst (32) makes billions from "Celebrity Running Man" franchise
Credited with bringing about World Peace by uniting warring nations in the joy of watching Michael McIntyre and James Corden fighting to the death. Uses new-found wealth to buy Lionel Messi for Nottingham Forest. Seals off Derbyshire for good of humankind.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:28, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

why the sig?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)

I've joined the "wacky lyrics in lieu of genuine wit" bandwagon
It's from Azealia Banks' crackin' tune "212", pop pickers
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:32, Reply)

That song is just noise.
Either that or I'm not down with the kids any more.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:35, Reply)

I don't like any of her other stuff
but that's just the right level of dirty for me.

Possibly you and I have swapped personalities, Barry. I'll just check how expensive my coat is, how's your ringpiece feeling?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:38, Reply)

I LIKE THE ONE BY BLACK KEYS THAT GOES
NER-NER-NER-NER-NER

NER-NER-NER-NER

BEFORE IT WAS COOL
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)