"New law passes into goverment today decree'ing that it is iligal for anyone to turn down gonz for sex at any point in time he wants. Furthermore, they should want to do sex in any place, any time and any style that he wants and if anyone sees it, they wi
ll cheer and celebrate the event. Whoever he chooses at that point in time is not allowed to get upset if he picks someone else, and will be really really pleased that he has chosen her. Also, everything in the world ever is free to him, he doesn't ever have to pay for anything again, weather it's red bull, mojitos or farraris and houses. Everyone in the world ever has to do whatever he says and they have to be happy about it."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:31, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Why would you want people to cheer you?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I'm very needy, I like to be told I've done a good job.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:39, Reply)

you just need to recieve a firm handshake from the girl after orgasm.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:40, Reply)

girls can't orgasm, you idiot

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:42, Reply)

who cares?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:44, Reply)

As long as they're capable of properly frying bacon, anyway.
Otherwise, there's no point calling again, or responding to theirs.
( Kroney, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:45, Reply)

¬(o_0)~

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:46, Reply)

I prefer this one ¯\(°_o)/¯

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:49, Reply)

i don't know how to do that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Does rohypnol firm up the wrists?
Cos if so I'd like some please.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Crow, give Darth his login back.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 11:58, Reply)