i don't understand this, someone please explain how breast pillows would make people work?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:22, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

A lot of fat people are unemployed
and they have big breasts. They could be employed to be pillows.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)

so bob wants to be a pillow?
isn't this some sort of sexual offence i think?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Iz in ur bedz bein ur pilloow

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:28, Reply)

Well if I was long term unemployed
and Bob came round with his bitch tits for a snuggle, I'll be honest with you here, I'd get off my arse pretty quickly and take it down to the Jobcentre.

No offence, Bob.
(berk, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:30, Reply)

the system works, good job bob

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:32, Reply)

He'd probably bring some massive drugs at least.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:33, Reply)

drugs pies
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Pies don't last long while he's around, he may have them when he walks in the door
but they'll be gone by the time he gets to the sofa.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:35, Reply)

A portly person is better at hugs anyway.
Nobody wants to hug a broom stick.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:56, Reply)

There needs to be some rules let down, like...
- Are you allowed to sniff hair and sigh to yourself?
- Should an accidental stiffy come up, do you have to inform your snuggling partner?
- Talking, eye contact and stroking allowed?
- What is the minimum and maximum amount of clothing allowed?
- What is the procedure should pins'n'needles set in?
- Should there be a TV in the room, who is in control of the clickers?
- Is it considered cheating, should you not like your partner, to hug really hard to make it uncomfortable?
- Back to the stiffy thing, if you go into the bathroom to deal with the matter, is the other partner allowed to switch to a more prefable possition?
- Shoes on or off?
- Spooning or facing each other?
- Should it be facing each other, who gets to look at the telly?

This is all very complicated, but I think with correct pre defined agreement of the aformentioned rules be in place, that both parties involved can come to an amicable arrangement.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 4 Apr 2012, 12:55, Reply)