I haven't got a sofa.
Is this going to be a problem?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:24, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

It's all over b3th.
We can't be friends unless you've got a sofa.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Fuck.
We threw it out a couple of years ago because it broke. We have an armchair each, including the dog.
If any guests come, one of us has to sit on the floor.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:27, Reply)

You sofa broke... Was Stunned Poster involved?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)

Yeah.
He kicked it in disgust when he realised he couldn't climb up onto it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Stunned has previous for sofa damage.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Twice, wasn't it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)

Once, Twice, three time a settee.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Hang on
I'm thinking of Battered, aren't I? Stunned poster isn't a shortarse.
Thus rendering my joke shit.

*deletes account*
*kills self*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Never mind.
You'll meet Stunned at JeffSTOCK.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)

I can barely wait.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:54, Reply)

I almost believe you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:55, Reply)

Would it help if I did a happy 'can't wait' dance?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:00, Reply)

I don't want you getting over excited and making yourself ill before the big day.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:01, Reply)