This, from a man whose name indicates he molests canines.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:31, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

*sobs*
How are you Noel?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:32, Reply)

Meh.
But I'm playing guitar at an acoustic night and meeting a girl next week, on the same night.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Do you play in a band, or just for pleasure?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Pleasure mostly, I'm collaborating with one of my closest friends for a gig at the end of April in Portsmouth for a birthday party.
Partly shitting myself about it, partly just relying on my inner smug guitarist.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Are you singing as well?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Yup, not entirely sure which song I'm gonna do yet but it'll be the first time I've played in front of more than a couple of people in twenty years.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Wow.
That's exciting (but I'm guessing you're shitting yourself).

How many folk do you expect to be there?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:16, Reply)

Probably 30+
and a girl I've not seen in six or seven years. There was definitely a spark back then, but she was seeing a mutual friend. We'll see, it'll be a fun night.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 23:26, Reply)

Shhh Jeff's on the pull
Don't cramp his style.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:33, Reply)

I hardly think suggesting a newb' is the mother of Shannon Matthews is classic 'pull' technique.
But if it works......
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)

You've been out of the game for too long...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Unless she changes her name to "Call Me Princess" I don't think he's in with a chance.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)

I've been single for so long
Frankly anything with a pulse has a chance.
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)

You'll fit right in here.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)

Excellent!

(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)

My 2nd car was called Jeff.
Only I spelt it Geoff.
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Did it fuck dogs?
(I'll accept 'came off better in a low-speed accident with a Rover).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:36, Reply)

Sadly no.
It was just a simple metro.
(The Curse of Millhaven. Pretty little mouth underneath all the foaming, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)

a ROVER Metro.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)