I don't want you to care.
You long streak of piss.

*Listens to the Smiths, stabs self with a Helex compass*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 21:57, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Did your football team do what you wanted today?
Did I see you mention they were playing my local team?
Keep it brief, I don't really care about football.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Yes and yes.
Long story short. Bristol City beat Coventry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:09, Reply)

Perfectly succinct.
From what I understand Coventry are well used to defeat.
More importantly: beer or bed?
(for me, I mean)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:13, Reply)

I'm gonna have one more and then hit the hay.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:18, Reply)

Yeah, that was what I settled on.
I still have the second side of this record to listen to, so I may as well have a beer with it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:24, Reply)

I'm watching BBC1

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:29, Reply)

Is this a new channel?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:30, Reply)

I hope so.
It has men on it. Men kicking a ball about, and I've not needed to pay Rupert anything to see it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Fuck off back to SKySports.com
Evenin' Jeffers.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Fuck off back to dadsnet
Evening CQ
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:38, Reply)

Baby talk certainly took over b3ta tonight
In a way that would surely not be tolerated in busier periods
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:41, Reply)

My Mrs (another non-football fan) reckons that MotD is the perfect TV programme
As they only show the interesting bits and then some experts talk about it. She thinks more TV programmes should follow this format.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:39, Reply)

What other should could get away with this?
Surely only 'the news' comes close.

Tell Mrs Tangles I'll be around on Wednesday, as arranged and this time, I won't wipe my cock clean on the curtains.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Don't ask me, the woman is clearly an idiot.
Mind yourself, Venetian blinds tend to be a bit slicy on the cock.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)

I'll be careful.
The japs-eye is the only eye i've got on my nob.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 22:47, Reply)