First error AW ; you have failed to ask a question.
Tsk.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:42, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Haha, I'm having some difficulty keeping up here
Please excuse my bad manners, How are you guys?
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Oh don't get him started,
he's a VERY ANGRY MAN.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:51, Reply)

ANGRY short
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Plumdozer is now the official OT shortarse.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:56, Reply)

I must have missed the memo, sorry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:58, Reply)

I am in the north for work. I hate it.
Thankfully driving back to civilisation this afternoon.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Brutal..
How far North have you had to go?
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:56, Reply)

*glares*
Morning AW, how the fuck are you, sir?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Blackburn. Or the third circle of hell as I prefer to think of it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Oof, fucking hell.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Indeed.
Going here later for lunch though : www.northcote.com
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Anything beyond Southampton
Is generally too far north for me.. I've been to Birmingham but that was as much as I could stomach, I suppose at least you get to travel with the job? What is it you do?
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:06, Reply)

My sister tells me
they found some body parts in a skip in Southampton on the weekend. She is a policewoman, you see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Yep, burnt ones

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Aye Monty
Flaming body in an industrial bin somewhere.. Lovely place
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:10, Reply)

It is fighting Pompey and Basingstoke for title of 'anus of Hampshire'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Yeah Portsmouth is pretty shit too
Never been to Basingstoke - I'm there on Friday to see Doug Stanhope though
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Also *cowers behind sofa*
I'm very well Sportscow, how 'bout you?
(Apothecaries' weight - I'm a cyborg, but that's OK, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:14, Reply)

I'm fucking great today, ta
11 days off in a row = happy cow
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:15, Reply)

I used to go to raves at Park Prewitt mental hospital in Basingstoke.
Whilst it was still open, and inmates wandering around in their pyjamas.

Mental, as we used to say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:18, Reply)

MI6

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Tom Cruise's latest offering?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:18, Reply)

He works for *CENSORED*.
And, in my experience, they are a bunch of *CENSORED* *CENSORED* *CENSORED*'s with *CENSORED* family too.

Also, I'm one of the Northerners, I live just south of Manchester.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Please ensure you count holes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:06, Reply)

4000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:07, Reply)

This means nothing to me.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:09, Reply)

That's Vienna, you fucking plum

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Well done. You're delivering to expectation this morning.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:10, Reply)

I must confess to needing a touch more coffee

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:10, Reply)

touch more coffee fucking slap
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 9:38, Reply)