I bumped in to a guy I hadn't seen since school at a rugby match the other day
We got chatting and I told him I now had two kids and he told me he also had two kids. He said his were 1 year and 10 months old. Whilst I tried to work this out I noticed he looked crestfallen. Yes he had got his wife and his girlfriend pregnant at the same time, he now has neither. Suddenly my life seemed fucking great!
( Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:07, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Hahahahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:08, Reply)

sounds like a LAD to me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:08, Reply)

TRUE LAD!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:09, Reply)

HE'S AN EA-SY GLO-VERRR
Alright Phil?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Not bad
Everyone in my department is either on holiday, off sick or fucking incompetent which means I am having to do all the work so I thought fuck the lot of them I'm going on b3ta
( Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:10, Reply)

That's showing them.
Our place is fucking deserted today. I may go and do some light drinking.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:17, Reply)

See my reply below.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:18, Reply)

I am going to see a punk band on Saturday night, I'll have you know.
We out later?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I reckon.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:21, Reply)

Food?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)

I will email you
edit: done
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Ladies and gentlemen
it give me great pleasure to announce that, contrary to previous reports, it appears that PUNK ROCK is in fact still alive after all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:18, Reply)

One of the girls I know is planning a 'punk rock' night out for her birthday, despite her being about as punk as Tracey's left testicle.
Should be fun(!)
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I'm wearing my Anarchy T'Shirt and have put safety pins in my ears

( Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:20, Reply)

then how do you hear?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:23, Reply)

I'm too punk to need to hear

( Peej, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 11:24, Reply)