If you are meeting anyone at the station who you've not met before.
Send them a text saying you're a black dude with natty dreads. Trust me, it's funny as fuck.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:51, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You'd have to be *really* stupid to fall for that...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:51, Reply)

I know what b3th looks like
facebook innit. And thankyou b3th for your kind offer, I'm not sure what I'm doing yet or who I'm meeting up with but I shall surely let you know :)
(berk, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:55, Reply)

*reads*
I'd rather do my own thing
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:56, Reply)

Not at all!
I would have said that if that were the case.
(berk, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:57, Reply)

heh
In the market for anything in particular?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:00, Reply)

I can take her to Ann Summers
She can upgrade her average sized boyfriend.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Slightly under average actually
but the ones in Ann Summers scare me.
(berk, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:09, Reply)

My friend and I got told off for taking photos in there.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:10, Reply)

I saw numerous ads in Amsterdam
for a company that were much more, erm, aesthetically pleasing. If I were in the market for one (and could remember the name of the bloody company) I'd get one of those.
(berk, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:21, Reply)

Well, I'm going round the shops anyway
so if anybody wants to join me, they're welcome.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:57, Reply)

Cabot Circus isn't very good.
If they haven't got what you want in the first shop, they won't have it in any of the others as they all sell the same things.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:58, Reply)

I know.
But they have the Debenhams for my make up, and the Thomas Sabo shop so I can get a new charm for my bracelet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 18:59, Reply)

Well, let's home they have a blue cross sale on and you can save a few quid.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:00, Reply)

The make up is a concession stand, so it's not usually included in blue cross sales.
Only other place I can get it is John Lewis at Cribbs, too. Stupid exclusive make up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:03, Reply)

Why do you wear make up and perfume?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Because I'm repulsive without them.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:05, Reply)

LIES

(berk, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:06, Reply)

Sadly not.
You did see my facebook status yesterday, didn't you? That was based on me not wearing make up.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Ouch
I'm sure it's not true, though.
(berk, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:11, Reply)

I was expecting the standard reply of 'because women are ugly and they smell'
Sorry - I didn't mean 'you' I meant 'wimmin' in general.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:07, Reply)

You've met me.
You know the truth.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:09, Reply)

It's nice to have a mooch though
particularly if you don't get to go often. Oxford's shit for shopping.
(berk, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 19:00, Reply)

OI

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:07, Reply)

:-)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 12 Apr 2012, 20:07, Reply)