I am seeing my daughter tonight which will be excellent.
Tomorrow morning my brother and his missus are coming to town, so we'll have some lolz with my little'un before returning her to her spastic of a mother, at which point heavy drinking will commence. My pal (and Death in Vegas guitarist, namedrop fans) Ian is having his 50th on a boat somewhere, hopefully we'll make it down there but I bet we don't.

Sunday: vomiting and weeping.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:25, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

The future is boat booze.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:27, Reply)

It seems that 'twenty twelve' is the International Year of the Nautical Pissup.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:29, Reply)

It's a winning combination
And not fraught with any safety concerns.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:31, Reply)

Marchioness lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 8:33, Reply)

Christ
I remember a few works outings on the Tyne ferry with free beer. I say remember, it was more "was informed later"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Death In Vegas!
V. good. Love Dirge
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:08, Reply)

I got Dead Elvis back in 1997 when times were hard, I had a Colt .45 and a deck of cards.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 9:32, Reply)

but would you crawl over fifty good pussies
Just to get to one fat boys asshole?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Indeed I would, for I am in fact a bad motherfucker, don't you know

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:44, Reply)