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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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I dabble in standup.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:53, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

+ on a ladder to be seen.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Mr Pot, I believe you have met Mr Kettle before?

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I am taller than him so I am taking my opportunities when I can.

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:56, Reply)

I did the same last time I saw a chap who was gayer than me
I enjoyed it more than he did
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:57, Reply)

How did that work?
What did you do, bum him whilst screaming "YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS MORE THAN I AM!"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:05, Reply)

I didn't have you down as a voyeur
Sicko
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:12, Reply)

That's just daft
Name one successful Scottish stand-up comedian. Go on.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Phil Kaye. Billy Connolly. Jerry Sadowitz.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:00, Reply)

TTJ genius

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:02, Reply)

the joke is that there are loads?
How is that a joke, fucko?

Meh. Text based misunderstanding, right here.

You can have a free go on my bumhoop.

Soz bbz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Edited in the interests of not being unduly mean
Bend over then
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Jerry Sadowitz is successfully the most offensive comedian I'm aware of.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:01, Reply)

For me, it's probably Jason Rouse

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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Aside from Billy Connolly?
Daniel Sloss, Danny Bhoy, Frankie Boyle...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:02, Reply)

I think Darth just got pwned.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:03, Reply)

I think between you and b3th there's been a serious 'not getting the joke' issue.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Actually, I think we did.
I blame my half-dead mental state. What's your excuse?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:04, Reply)

See above
There are fucking loads. I personally find the Scottish accent lends an otherwise mediocre joke a highly amusing and sarcastic edge
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:03, Reply)

I think he maaaaay have been joking here.
Just maybe.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Now this is one smart motherfucker right here
I bet you're good at sums as long as there's no pound signs involved.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:07, Reply)

You should click the E.Anglia one on the bottom right
www.briansewell.co.uk/brian-sewell-written-word/brian-sewell-soundboards.html
(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:09, Reply)

No sound
I assume it's massively insulting?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Yes.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Despite my fondness for the area I do find jokes at Norfolk's expense hilarious
I'll be looking that up at home then
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 13:22, Reply)

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