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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You're a steaming something, I'll give you that.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:32, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
Montgomery, there is no peotry in your soul, I pity you, I do.
I am confident you will hate this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=lknWzAZT798
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:34, Reply)
There is indeed no peotry in my soul. Nor is there any poetry.
Fucking Pam Ayres/Roger McGough fucking bollocks.

No-one since the romantic poets has written any 'peotry' that's not complete GASH. Fuck off Seamus Heaney, Sylvia Plath - the lot of 'em. Wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:37, Reply)
That much is evident; that didn't even rhyme.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)
It's all about the meter, you fucking wankstain.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:39, Reply)
Just for that I'm going to kick you in the shin at JeffSTOCK.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:41, Reply)
I'll drown you in the fucking Severn first, you knob jockey.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:42, Reply)
I'll set my wife on you.
It'll be like 1940's Germany all over again.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:43, Reply)
*goes all misty-eyed*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:45, Reply)
You probably would when faced with one of her farts.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:46, Reply)
*climbs back into platinum-plated, steam-powered bomber, nods to Lemmy and flies off into the wide blue yonder intent on adventure*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:40, Reply)
*Lemmy avoids eye contact embarrassedly and pretends not to have noticed*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Lemmy is my co-pilot you terrible bender and we sneer at you.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 13 Apr 2012, 14:52, Reply)

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