hans christian andersen's lesser etc etc?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:21, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Goldilocks and the shitty skids.
A classic.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Yer, it ent nice
What's happened to womens domestic values eh EH
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)

MEN
that's what happened to us. we start off all innocent and believing in prince charming. eventually we settle for some fat-faced twat and a life of penury.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:24, Reply)

+ and decide that wiping our arse properly is just wasted time and effort

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)

fuck that, it's a chore for the modern day woman to shit in a straight line

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)

b3th, the more I get to know you, the more I love you.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:28, Reply)

You should.
I'm awesome.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:28, Reply)

A bit of fucking tesco bleach at 45pence and some elbow grease that's what's needed

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)