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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If she just stopped in front of you then it's fair game.
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In fact, if they just stop right in front of youthen you're perfectly within your rights to kick 'em in the kidneys.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:32,
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You know Whsmiths at Cribbs? That's the worst place, never use that for an entrance as it takes 10 minutes to navigate the shop avoiding people.
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Euphemism of the week.'Sorry love, it's 'rag week', but you can still use 'the entrance by John Lewis' if you like?'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:40,
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We were both leaving the toilets and walking in different directions.(, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Did you shout at her and tell her she was a doddering spastic?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:36,
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No I apologised and caught her, to be honest I was walking fast, but not stupidly fast.
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I do hope both respective parties had washed their hands(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:41,
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Chompy helpfully poured caustic soda on her to "clean her up"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 16:50,
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