I don't have just one earworm
I have some bizarre tic of memory that will instantly recall a song if I hear more than a couple of words from it in sequence. Good for pub quizzes, though.

In other news, I've just burnt myself rather badly on the oven. Cuntfuckcuntfuckow.
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:05, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What did you want to do that for?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:08, Reply)

I didn't
BELM.
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:12, Reply)

Were you cooking with your cunt?
That sounds quite clever.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:08, Reply)

Fish pie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:09, Reply)

hairy clams

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:09, Reply)

badly wrapped kebab

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:10, Reply)

badly stuffed taco

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:11, Reply)

Stubbly fish pie
oh god I've grossed even myself out there...
(berk, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:12, Reply)

something about sausage casing

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:22, Reply)

Cavy
You disgust me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:11, Reply)

yet unhigenic

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Apr 2012, 20:09, Reply)