I'd love to come, but at least half of you are cunts, so I'm not going to.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:30, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

yet more racism from the boards resident mengele

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:31, Reply)

I wouldn't want to ruin your exalted image of me now, would I?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:32, Reply)

as long as the ragheads are still inefficient, it's fine by me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:35, Reply)

I'm happy that you're happy.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:36, Reply)

i doubt that somehow
last time you were here you were close to suicidal
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:37, Reply)

I rather think you got the wrong end of the stick there old boy, at no point did I indicate that it was me who was suicidal.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:39, Reply)

i think you did say that you were
you said something about having to leave because everyone was so mean to you and that you were close to the edge of slitting your wrists with a carving knife, then writing 'why is life so hard?' in blood on your bedroom wall before you pass out with panic at the disco on full volume
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:44, Reply)

panic! at the disco
is enough to make anyone suicidal
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:45, Reply)

more "bored to tears" really.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Oh yeah, sorry, my mistake.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:51, Reply)

there's no need to apologise
i don't think anyone minds that you didn't have the stones to go threough with it, despite your racism
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:54, Reply)

I'm half a cunt, how does that work out for you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Don't sell yourself short

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:34, Reply)

That really is a disturbing mental image, especially if the half-axis is vertical.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:35, Reply)

I'm pretty sure that horizontal is just as bad.
"top or bottom half of cunt, sir?"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:50, Reply)

There is absolutely no contest.
Bottom half.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:52, Reply)

bottom
I could creep around like a slugg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I think you're both basing this on half a whole person
I was thinking you meant half the actual vagina.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:53, Reply)

taht would just be weird

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 9:56, Reply)

How long have you been here?
That doesn't even qualify as worthy of a single eyebrow-lift on this place's weirdness scale.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:01, Reply)

4 years, 10 months and 25 days

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Damn it!
Be more specific
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Apr 2012, 10:09, Reply)