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I called you a BENDER ^ there somewhere.
1-0 Jeff.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:29,
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latest was 14 years ago)
Bender
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:30,
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That doesn't count because I added 'no returns' to the insult.
2-0 Jeff.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:31,
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Damn you
I need to get more creative with the insults...
Er... You shit
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:33,
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Shut it you BUMDER.
Now, go and rub some bonjella on your whinging kids mouth.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:34,
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I AIN'T GOT ANY!!
Had to make do with overdosing him with Calpol
/McCannlols
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:36,
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their mouth wouldn't hurt if you let your kids eat meat.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:39,
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Sadly not.
And is it any wonder the dog fucked off? Every time he wanted to go for a piss there was a human with its leg already cocked against a tree.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:44,
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They must be really desperate.
I'd hate to think of Biscuit outside by himself for days on end. he wouldn't last five minutes, the big poof.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:45,
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How old is biscuit?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:46,
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Eight.
He'll be nine at the end of June. Old man doggy now.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:50,
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I take it he hasn't slowed down that much if he is still all needy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:59,
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He's actually getting more needy as he gets older.
We think it's because he realises he's getting old. He's a bit slower and arthritic these days.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:03,
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Found it and clicked it
You felcher
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:45,
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You know that Joey Deacon...
That's you, that is.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:47,
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*throws shoe at Jeff*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:50,
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You see that Elephant Man...
That's you looking your best that is. That's you on your way to a hot date.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:05,
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You see those workman's tents in the road?
That's your house. That's where you go on holiday.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:15,
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