No, you bypassed all that and went straight to: Granny

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:41, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

So?
Everyone knows grannies are awesome.

Saying that, my mum was giving me the whole 'you don't know what you're missing' thing last night.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:44, Reply)

It's quite handy though that you already had a blue rinse.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:45, Reply)

and a pocket full of Werthers

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Are you still getting a cheap fish and chip lunch on a Friday?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Nah, i get meals on wheels now.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:50, Reply)

www.last.fm/music/Vic+Reeves/_/Meals+on+Wheels
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:56, Reply)

She was looking forward to you suffering like she did.
Are Roota and your bro likely to make her happy?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Nope.
she has a brother and a sister. Her sister is already a granny, and her brother's only child is a big gayer, so I don't think the family genes are being spread too well.

Ah well, never mind, eh?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Apr 2012, 22:49, Reply)

#Sings to the tune of the Addams family theme...
Her sister is her mother,
Her uncle is her brother,
They only shag each other,
It's Roota's family...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Apr 2012, 23:03, Reply)