According to the American Journel of Phsycological Thinggies (tm) (c) (r), there is no such thing as short man syndrome.
I think if I had the noggin' to write a medical documentation, we can get "[his real sirname] Phycosis" as a regonised condition. I'm not entirely sure if he'd be proud of that or not, he seems to be proud of such unusual things.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:51, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

He's very proud about knocking up his wife and then having to marry her to stop her old man beating his head in.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Now now, let's be fair, a man can just as much trap a women as a women can trap a man.
And being born out of wedlock is only a bad thing when it comes to the monarchy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:58, Reply)