According to the American Journel of Phsycological Thinggies (tm) (c) (r), there is no such thing as short man syndrome.
I think if I had the noggin' to write a medical documentation, we can get "[his real sirname] Phycosis" as a regonised condition. I'm not entirely sure if he'd be proud of that or not, he seems to be proud of such unusual things.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:51, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

He's very proud about knocking up his wife and then having to marry her to stop her old man beating his head in.

( Bazongaloid, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Now now, let's be fair, a man can just as much trap a women as a women can trap a man.
And being born out of wedlock is only a bad thing when it comes to the monarchy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 10:58, Reply)