i was making arrangements with the wonderful rakky last night
she tells me the apple is ace.

i am excited.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:21, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I keep saying to everyone.
Lower your expectations. It'll be shit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)

we'll be cunted
we're not going to notice
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)

much more importantly
what are the seating/floor arrangements like? if i wear my slut boots, will i be in agony after a couple of hours standing in heels? and if i wear my new suede/swarovski flat boots, will they get cunted with people chucking booze on the floor???
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:23, Reply)

I'd be more worried about Stunned's vomit if I were you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)

If I were you, I'd be more worried about the fact he has to drive you home.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Outside, it's cobbles. Inside, it's dark and dirty.
I suggest wearing wellies.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)

oh, what??? srsly???

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Well, not wellies.
But I wouldn't wear something you might want to wear again some day.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)

dammit Jeff
I wanted to see the slut boots.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Whilst you might enjoy seeing the slut boots.
You've got to balance that against the moaning and whinging you'll be forced to listen to when they start to disolve because someone has spilt a bit of Janet's Jungle Juice on them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:41, Reply)

This is very true.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 11:24, Reply)