they let me off at 98mph, you might be ok
my dad got done on the m6 toll. he was doing 99mph. copper dragged him into the cop car and started reading him the riot act. then a crackling noise and the radio blared into life: dangerous escaped criminal running down the m6 toll, all units mobilise immediately.

policeman turns to my dad. "did you hear that? that, sir, is your lucky day. now piss off."

my dad pissed off. at 69mph.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:12, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Could you somehow work in a bit about how he kicked the school bully into this story?


Cheers.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:14, Reply)

I ent got tits. Srsly I'm screwed.
WHY ME !!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Tell them you saw two suspecious looking men in dark clothing
point a gun at your car and you paniced.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:19, Reply)

You know, I've not once been done by a stationary camera
it's always been those cunts in the vans.
( Kroney, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:19, Reply)

moobs'll do

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:23, Reply)

They didn't have you on a speed gun though.
So they were only really guessing at your speed

If they've got a gun out they're after people. Although, fair does, it could just be to scare people as the M6 toll never has any police on it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 19 Apr 2012, 12:44, Reply)