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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good morning.I've got various bits and bobs to get done today before meeting the most violent man on the Internet for a drink.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 8:31,
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There'll be fists a-flying before the night is out.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 8:38,
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Whatever you do, make sure someone you know in real life, knows where you'll be, get them to call half way through to see if you're safe.Make a few refferences to how Aunty Nora is on her last legs, "God damn it, Ma' loves her sister so much. Nora is a shadow of what she was, that's not how I wanna go, I want the mersy of a quick death..." then, you can download this program that'll set off your ringtone when you shake the phone in a cirtain way, you can keep it in your pocket. "Oh god ! Mum, I'm so sorry, I'll be right over...." ... "... I'm sorry, you understand, I have to go".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 8:54,
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