George Lazenby was the best James Bond
People only presume he was crap because he only did one film.

I thought he was quite big so I was surprised when I found out his Walther PPK is so tiny.
( Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:16, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I thought he was crap because he couldn't act

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:17, Reply)

NEITHER CAN YOU!

( Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:35, Reply)

THAT'S WHY I'M NOT IN FILMS, FUCKFACE!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:38, Reply)

neither was george lazenby

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:39, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Her_Majesty%27s_Secret_Service_%28film%29
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Kentucky_Fried_Movie
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shrine_of_Ultimate_Bliss
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Man_from_Hong_Kong
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Return_of_the_Man_from_U.N.C.L.E
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Emmanuelle's Love (1993)
Emmanuelle in Venice (1993)
Emmanuelle Forever (1993)
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:46, Reply)

see if his ppk was big he would hav looked tiny
so yes of course you would be right to make that assumption, and not the opposite of that assumption which would make no sense

which you are still going on about 5 days later
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Phil, your making yourself look stupid by being wrong here
and small minded as you can't let a little thing go after a period of time in which it should have been forgotten, i hope everything's ok
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:25, Reply)

What the fuck are you on about Al?

( Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:35, Reply)

argue with me that an unusually big thing standing next to an unusually small thing wouldn't mess up your sense of scale
like if i had an unusually large guitarist or something
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Are you a member of Bowling for Soup?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:37, Reply)

i might be

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:40, Reply)

I'm going to call you Jaret from now on.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:47, Reply)

and i'll call you al

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:53, Reply)

*sits down next to Chevy Chase*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:57, Reply)

I never said that

( Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:41, Reply)

but taht's the whole essence of the argument, my point is that that is exactly how scale works and monty got it the wrong way around
you twonk
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:44, Reply)

and my point was scale doesn't come in to it if she's only thinking he was big
I guess if I could explain it in a way you could understand you would get it but I can't so I give up
( Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:00, Reply)

of course it does, it you saw a perfectly scaled 8 foot man next to a normal sized guitar
you would think the guitar was small, and thats the whole point

you idiot
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:03, Reply)

But he wasn't scaled up she would have only thought he was thats the whole point
So there would have been no normal sized anything, the whole image would in her mind be scaled up. I've tried to explain this and failed, I give up
( Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:06, Reply)

no you said that a minute ago, monty said a big george formby would make the banjo bigger
and you've failed to understand that he was wrong
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:15, Reply)

No he didn't
and I said I GIVE UP
( Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 11:21, Reply)

What was the percentage volume of the ppk to George Lazenby?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Hmmmm I'm not sure
So I will guess 96% because guns are big right?
( Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:44, Reply)

So if his ppk comrpised 96% of his size, george must have been tiny right?
Because the ppk is only a little gun.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Unless it was a cannon made to look like a PPK
I'm not sure I wasn't really there and the camera add 1000lbs or something
( Peej, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 10:59, Reply)