I've just found out that I can do a great rendition of that stripper music
in a 1930's muted jazz trumpet style using only my hands and mouth.

I fucking RULE
( Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:09, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

you must be fighting minge off with a shitty stick

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:10, Reply)

I get so swamped that I don't have room to swing it
I have to fight them off with my bare hands! It's brutal. Brutal, I tell you.
( Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:12, Reply)

you'd be better off with a short weapon
fnar
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:15, Reply)

How's he going to fight them off with a needle?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Really, there's no need for flattery

( Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)

You do indeed.
And may I say, you rule 'the kingdom of the knobends' in a firm yet fair manner which makes you beloved of all its citizens. Even if they are massive knobends.

You're a knobend. That's basically where I'm going with this. You knobend.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Fuck that, I'm the best thing about humanity.
I am the apex of our evolution. I am the homotype.
( Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:14, Reply)

lol "holotype"

( Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:15, Reply)

lol "holodeck"

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:18, Reply)

I thought as much etc.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Wait, wait...that's just too obvious a strike through to resist...
are you ready...


apex nadir
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:16, Reply)

I am the nadir of humanity's shitness

( Kroney, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:17, Reply)

<hilarious strikethrough>type<end hilarious strikethrough>

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 20 Apr 2012, 17:17, Reply)