Oh man, I hope everyone has a good time.
Just remember though, the ONLY reason I'm not going is because I've been exiled on threat of physical danger on my person; and that I would have loved have bring my joy and laughter and happiness agmonst my only friends in the world, if only I could gaurntee my safe passage. OH, oh, and I lost the deposit for the hotel and train, that I took from the 'orphaned puppy with cancer home' fund this month; thinking foolishly I could take the month off and let someone else take up the good fight against a crawl fate of innocent creature, just this once.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:47, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i hope you send him pictures of those sad orphaned puppies with cancer

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:49, Reply)

No Cavy, NO, it is NOT true that he wanted to buy them to put in sacks with a brick in, to throw into a river for his damned buisness.
Do you see what I did there? That was very clever.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:52, Reply)

... cus if you throw enough puppies into a damn it'll build up and stop the river overflowing.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Gonz.
What hotel 'took a deposit' from you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 12:56, Reply)

The one with that logo that looks a bit like some letters that make up the name of the place, within a mile or two of a McDonalds and that famous international coffee shop (don't want to give out free advertisement).
I can't check my work emails from home because the VPN won't authenticate over a dynamic IP, but it is very very very real.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 13:06, Reply)