what happpened to you?
You missed the glassing incident. I was so busy consoling rakky over her destroyed cardigan that I only noticed the prick had bled all over my fucking handbag THE NEXT MORNING.

I'd have glassed him again if I could!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:45, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

who did you glass?
Begbielols
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Monty got scared when he saw the first fight and needed some new pants,
so we both went and broke into M & S. He wouldn't leave the lingerie section.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:48, Reply)

I'm still there now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:51, Reply)

I 'hit the wall' as they say.
Too much 'indie disco' for my aged bones to endure. Rather than whinge like a prick it seemed sensible simply to bail quietly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:52, Reply)

were you dancing to This Charming Man?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Was I bollocks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Jumped up pantry boy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:57, Reply)

I have no idea what you are on about.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 8:58, Reply)

You lie.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:04, Reply)

we've all seen his "hillside desolate"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:15, Reply)

*shudder*

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:20, Reply)

you glassing the locals now?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:12, Reply)

someone had to!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 9:24, Reply)