Bonjour monsieur.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:12, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

gayest fucking online greeting ever.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:14, Reply)

'Bonjour matelot' would be worse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I've often thought that "hola!" has more than a sniff of mince to it.

( Kroney, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Yeah
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(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:28, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1255342
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:31, Reply)

AHAHAHAAHAHAHA!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Nicely done.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Well I have heard she's attracted to men.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:35, Reply)

that would make her straight, you complete mangina

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:36, Reply)

She's going to right duff you up if she sees this
and I'm totally emailing it to her now.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:39, Reply)

No need.

( wanderlust, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:43, Reply)

I'm suprised you can type through the fury about the possible suggestion that you mince.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:44, Reply)

I'll cope I'm sure.

( wanderlust, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:49, Reply)

That's so GAY.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:29, Reply)

you nasty man

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Like I said.
BENT.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)

It's too close to 'HIYA!!!!!!' for my liking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:29, Reply)

That must be it.
It's way too easy to imagine an overtly camp man shouting it with a dropped hip and a fruity wave.

Mind you, it's all too easy for me to imagine that full stop. I'm getting a bit worried.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:32, Reply)

worried turned on
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Morning
I hear I wasn't the only one that caused a diplomatic infraction on Saturday night. Are you still sleeping in the kennel?
( Kroney, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:19, Reply)

*chews bone*
I'm feeling rather 'ruff' lololololo
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:20, Reply)

"chews bone"?
You're just making it worse
(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Oh I excel at making things worse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Surely that is Chompy's job?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Apr 2012, 16:29, Reply)