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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I would have cunt punched her for free
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:16,
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Leave my wife alone! She bought me Steak and Beer last night
and is taking me out for an Indian tonight. I'm getting my balls done more often!
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Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:18,
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Can you still get it up or will the Indian be dissapointed?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:20,
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I can still get it up
But I am seriously not in the mood. My nuts feel like they have been kicked many times and have purple and black bruising all over
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Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:22,
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Do you get waken in the night in extreme pain when you get a bone on?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:25,
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Morning Glory was very uncomfortable
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Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:26,
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Go to the toilet before bed, and don't drink many fluids.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:26,
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I'd just had my bollocks sliced open
I drank several beers before bed like a normal person would
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Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:27,
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Morning glory is caused by your swollen bladder pressing against your prostate.
You'll have to decide if it's worth the beers.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:29,
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Beer is always worth it
and if you don't agree you are obviously a homosexual
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Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:30,
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If beer made my balls hurt, I'd stick to wine.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:31,
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I'm whining, trust me
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Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:33,
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Or make She Ra sleep in her own bloody bed
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:27,
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Hahaha
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Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:30,
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*points and laughs*
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:28,
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Don't make me say it
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Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:30,
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Shouldn't you two be in some sort of mutilated genitals club?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:30,
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