By 8:15 the next morning.
Alt: fucking charity cunts etc.

When I tried to distribute some of my 'milk of human kindness' to disabled kids, I got 8 years - that cunt Craig Charles got away scott free. One rule for them...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:24, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

You're a charity case
Even I feel sorry for you and I'm reduced to getting my balls mutilated in an attempt to get my wife to fuck me again!
( Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I just bought her a Babycham.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Well, I went halves on it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:27, Reply)

With the Penzance Pirates Rugby Team.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:27, Reply)

The Cornish Pirates are shite.
She's a Camborne girl and would not stay from the home team.
( Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:29, Reply)

So why is she playing away?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)

...unless a single Babycham was on offer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:30, Reply)

And a go on my fully-functioning nutsack.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:31, Reply)

She says she's not in to "matures"

( Peej, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Course they would, Arnold.
Hahahaha. Soz. That's the last one.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:26, Reply)

I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:27, Reply)

You really are getting old

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 24 Apr 2012, 11:34, Reply)