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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I'll rent one of your kids off you.
No promises on the return condition, like.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:00,
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13 years ago)
Do you want the smart one or the pretty one?
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Peej, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:01,
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Pretty.
I don't mind gobby (hur hur) but it gets old after a while.
"It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets Daddy's hose again".
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:03,
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£5 a week?
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Peej, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:04,
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Bloody hell. Done.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:06,
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The only question now is who pays whom?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:08,
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That reminds me
Tell your gran she's got to pay up by next week or they'll be no more back door action.
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Peej, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:09,
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I've heard she's not worth the cash since her latest anal prolapse.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:12,
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That sounds like a line from a gansta rap song
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Peej, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:15,
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her latest anal prolapse. she's dead.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 25 Apr 2012, 10:40,
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