My company has its major offices in Manchester, Bracknell and Leeds
all of which encourages me not to get noticed or sent for training courses. Could be worse; in my retail days I once had to go look after our Lowestoft branch *shudders*

Alt: My grandmother never had sex, according to my Mum. She was very clear on this point.

AltAlt: Of course not, as long as he's in the news refusing to step down people will be too busy to talk about the fucking weather
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:45, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I always found her to be a right goer

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Leeds is a great city, great nightlife, regardless of musical orientation.
I love working in Leeds.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Ever go to the Flying Pizza in Roundhay?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:52, Reply)

no.
I'm in the city centre.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Excellent food.
It's even better since Jimmy Saville died, as he used to go there.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:55, Reply)

is it one of yours?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:57, Reply)

No. It's an independent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:57, Reply)

musical sexual
working quending
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Alright Jeffrey? You're hitting the strikethroughs hard this morning.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:56, Reply)

're hitting the strikethroughs make me
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:57, Reply)

I have blue balls this morning. Wife interrupted me having a wank in the shower.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Selfish bitch

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:03, Reply)

That's how I'm rocking today.
Until I go out for breakfast and then shopping anyway.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Tell you what sunshine
If I ever do have to go to Leeds for work, we'll have a PINT. We'll make sure we get plenty of photos of us together so our peers can decide once and for all who's better-looking.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:05, Reply)

must not strike through
must not strike through...
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:11, Reply)

She probably deserves it
whoever she is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:12, Reply)

it's a deal.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:05, Reply)