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This afternoon I have to go to Swindon.Following recent trips to Widnes, Preston & Llantrisant. When was the last time you had to visit a shit hole town for work? Do you get to travel with your job? Anywhere decent?
Alt: What would you guess your grandmother's favourite sexual position is/was?
AltAlt: Should Jeremy Hunt resign?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:00,
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I've never had to travel for work. But I'm hoping to once I've finished my degree.
I don't really want to think about my grandmother having sex.
And I don't know who Jeremy Hunt is.
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trips to London occasionallyJeremy Hunt has to resign. He way overstepped the mark.
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I travel for work all the time..... luckily I never have to visit the worst one of all - London. I've travelled to some awesome places with my work. I loved Kiev, Singapore, Melbourne and Adelaide, didn't like Paris (apart from the 'naked boss rant' adventure) or Frankfurt.
Most other places I like, I suppose I'm a xenophile.
Both Grannies are long dead.
Jeremy Hunt shouldn't resign. As a member of both the conservative party and the cabinet he should be executed over a period of weeks with the inventive use of power tools and corrosive liquids.
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Kiev is a great place.Although I didn't see chicken on the menu in any of the restaurants.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:36,
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I did!In the Hotel Rus (the older one) on the hill overlooking the city. It was great!
One of the best things about my stays in Kiev was that I was staying in the new Hotel Rus and my room had a good view of the Dynamo Kiev football ground. I'm not a football supporter myself but I had many guests on the nights they were playing, all of whom brought vodka and food with them. Happy days.
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I travelled a lot when I worked for Coca-Cola.When I was visiting somewhere I hadn't been before I would often create time in my diary to have an extra day there to have a look around.
Best one was Moscow - got an english speaking tour guide from the hotel. She was a history teacher so I learned & saw a lot in a short space of time. One of my favourite cities.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:46,
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I've never been to MoscowIt's one of the cities on my 'must go' list. My company had a stand at the recent building show in Moscow and I was hoping to go but I wasn't asked as I speak no Russian!
Never mind - I'll get there someday.
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Everyone should visit: Moscow, Rome, Paris, Hong Kong, Kiev, Prague, Edinburgh, Istanbul, Tel Aviv, Kathmandu, New York, Berlin and Bilbao at least once in their lives. Perhaps not on the same trip though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:54,
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Good list!Hong Kong, Kathmandu, Moscow and Istanbul are on 'the list'. Never fancied Tel Aviv or New York. The rest I've been to.
I would recommend Barcelona, Cologne, Tunis and Singapore (GOD I loved Singapore!).
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I like Barcelona but it is very touristy.Avoid: Bucharest, Madrid, Kyoto, Copenhagen (dull), Naples, Atlanta and Marbella.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:05,
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Everyone should visit Ho Chi Minh City (formerly Saigon)Amazing, vibrant place. The food is superb, varied and incredibly cheap. Take suntan lotion.
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Can't recommend it enoughAlthough you do basically have to choose North or South, the distance between Hanoi and Ho Chi Minh is sufficient to make doing both effectively the same as visiting two countries
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I went when I was 19.Didn't really know what was going on.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:45,
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Hahahahahahahahaha. None of you received a hero's welcome. None of you. None of you.
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You suffering from PTSD explains a great deal. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:59,
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Edinburgh.Seeing as my Nan was a god-bothering envoy, I'd have to guess at missionary.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:24,
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you think Edinburgh is a shithole?You're mental, son.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:08,
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See the 'anywhere decent' part of the question.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:36,
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Alt: Maternal or paternal?Alt alt: Yes. He has clearly abused his position.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:34,
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No, hang on, that was your mum.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:38,
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I only ever tend to work in Macclesfield, so it's not really a problem for meOne of the houses I have had to visit recently is absolutely beautiful, so I don't mind that at all.
Alt: I'm not sure what the position is called, I simply know it required a harness, a tin of paint, 3 cucumbers, and the back line of the London Broncos. She was an odd woman.
Alt Alt: Yes. However, I do want to hear James Naughtie fuck up his name again.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:36,
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On a couple of occasions I have had to visit suppliers, usually based in some northern hell hole - Oldham, Blackpool - that sort of placeBut I have only ever seen the inside of their factories and then come straight home again.
Whenever I have attended meetings in London the usual policy is to book a later train back, which is not only cheaper but also allows for a couple of hours drinking.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:42,
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Supplier in Oldhham and Blackpool....I'm guessing you sell 'despair' for a living.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:45,
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You're not too far off the markI deal with the "worried well"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:46,
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My company has its major offices in Manchester, Bracknell and Leedsall of which encourages me not to get noticed or sent for training courses. Could be worse; in my retail days I once had to go look after our Lowestoft branch *shudders*
Alt: My grandmother never had sex, according to my Mum. She was very clear on this point.
AltAlt: Of course not, as long as he's in the news refusing to step down people will be too busy to talk about the fucking weather
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I always found her to be a right goer(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:48,
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Leeds is a great city, great nightlife, regardless of musical orientation.I love working in Leeds.
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Ever go to the Flying Pizza in Roundhay?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:52,
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Excellent food. It's even better since Jimmy Saville died, as he used to go there.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:55,
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Alright Jeffrey? You're hitting the strikethroughs hard this morning. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:56,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:57,
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I have blue balls this morning. Wife interrupted me having a wank in the shower. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:01,
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That's how I'm rocking today.Until I go out for breakfast and then shopping anyway.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:58,
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Tell you what sunshineIf I ever do have to go to Leeds for work, we'll have a PINT. We'll make sure we get plenty of photos of us together so our peers can decide once and for all who's better-looking.
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must not strike throughmust not strike through...
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:11,
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Milton Keynes to see a client's agentIt's more soul destroying in its bland depressingness than it is a shithole though.
Northampton for an arbitration.
Swindon for a site inspection.
And I used to let houses in seedley, the aptly named shortest bit of Salford.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:50,
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Love the description of MKMy last employer had a head office and factory in MK, During the times I had to stay over I never found a pub with any atmosphere at all. In th eend we all used to take minibuses out to the surrounding villages in search of somewhere that didn't suck out your soul as soon as you walked in.
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it's the most arm chewingly suburban placeEverything looks the same, as if someone made it in a giant factory and dumped it in straight lines.
I haven't been, but I bet welwyn garden city is the same.
Shudder. Bring on the personality, even if it does have high ceilings and dodgy wiring.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:14,
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Welwyn is the same. *shudders*I looked at a house once there. Couldn't run fast enough away.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:16,
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Welwyn Garden City is fucking terribleWelwyn village just outside is excellent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:23,
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I saw another one therebut it was just too near to WGC for me to have been able to sleep at night.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:26,
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Milton Keynes is like an ugly grey version of Stepford Wives.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:12,
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But with GREAT TRANSPORT LINKS!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:13,
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ssssssh for chrissakeWe don't want the locals getting "above their station" (see what I did there? And escaping.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:15,
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I don't travel for work in this job.I used to. Swindon was also probably the worst place I had to go. Washington DC was by far the best and more than made up for it though.
AltAlt: Abso-Jeremy Hunting-lutely.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:54,
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You should resign.Having first deleted your account, obv.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 8:57,
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are essential mixes like essential oils?as in there's fuck all essential about them
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In this case, I suspect you may be on to something.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:04,
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i just looked up why they're called essentialparently its cos they contain the essence of whatever it is they are
thats nice
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Well, you learn something new about advertising bullshit every day, don't you?(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:07,
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No, this is something of a one-offbut that is a fairly specialist field mate
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First click of the dayYoung Oftiweak comes out of leftfield with a blinder. Unbelievable Jeff.
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Agreed.Normally you're fighting like beavers.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:10,
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Weren't they just posted on a thread here?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:10,
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i'd like to make a propositioni propose that your mixes, in essence, are in fact shit
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That is what makes them essentialThey have the essence of shit.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:15,
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i go nice places for my work, i've never been somewhere i didn't likei reckon nonna was a right old go-er, you could see the passion in her eyes, she was a firecracker, i would have been privileged to have a jump with her
altalt who?
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i thought it was 'Anywhere you go now'.You learn something new about Jeff Beck lyrics everyday.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:20,
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I'm not that much of an authority on song lyricsI have quite poor hearing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:22,
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I live in Glasgow.I don't need to travel to experience a shithole.
Still, every cloud and that.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:07,
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indeed, you've got all the free blood you could need of a saturday night.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:10,
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scars are sexy, I can easily get one.result!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:12,
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I can confirm thisI've got an incredibly tiny scar on the bridge of my nose from tripping up the kerb and smashing my glasses into my face when it impacted with a wall. The street was awash with fanny in seconds. It was like a blood-splattered Lynx advert.
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by "fanny" do you mean large men?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:16,
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And by "blood" he means semen(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:18,
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by falling oven on a kerb and smashing his nosehe means having a gang-bang down the docks with some Russian sailors
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:22,
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"that's the plot of the A-Team, series 4, episode 3, Clive. What REALLY happened?"(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:24,
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I've had to get a couple of big ones just to blend in when I visit the Uni.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:14,
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I went to a meeting in Glasgow a couple of weeks ago.Everyone was drinking Irn Bru. Everyone.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:14,
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I actually spoke to someone I suspect was Scottish.They certainly sounded drunk. I couldn't tell for sure, the sound was somewhat muffled by the deep fried mars bar.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:26,
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My Uni shop has two fridges for all other drinks and two for irn bru.They are all the same size. And it's 50 miles from Glasgow.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:18,
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I got to go to Leicester earlier this year and once had an exciting three days in Newcastle....at the Sage centre for global domination. Most of the time I couldn't tell you what the weather was like on any particular day.
Altalt: Yes. Yes he should... static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2012/1/4/1325710557005/The-Iron-Lady-Premiere----006.jpg
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:15,
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I get to go to Welwyn-garden-City, which is creepy and reminds me of the Truman showYork, which is nice but I only see through a taxi window and Croydon which is the armpit of, well everywhere.
alt: up the shit pipe in the ally behind Safeway's
altalt: undeniably it seems, however I hardly trust News International's evidence to be 100% true and fair
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:19,
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I fucking despair of this shower of Toriesat least the last lot, whilst being shitcunts of the highest order, at least had the decency to
a) Do proper things wrong. Being too nice to bad people? bollocks. They'd be nuts deep in teenage hookers whilst pulling the heads off live swans and
b) Actually resigned "to spend more time with the family" after they were caught up to the back wheels in a rent boy.
This country is going to the fucking dogs, I tells ya.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:23,
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As Graham Linehan said, 'Cabinet doesn't feel like quite the right word for this lot, let's call them a Tool-box'(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:24,
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I used to travel all over the UK with workAs far up as Dundee, and as far south as Portsmouth so I've seen plenty of towns I'd not otherwise visit. This was a good thing as invariably they'd be nicer than you expect.
Exceptions to this rule were:
Middlewich
Southampton
Port Talbot
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:26,
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And, surely, Dundee itself?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:27,
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Actually Dundee was goodI went to a mate's stag weekend there once and had a right laugh. Ended up knobbing a friend of his the next time I went (female!)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:28,
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Southampton is an abomination.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:33,
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Sheppey.What a pretty place, what a load of bull terrier wielding, tracksuited oafs.
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chavs and coffin dodgers epitomise the South Coast(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:43,
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I remember the one plane a day from Newcastle down there and the tin shack of an airportHailsham was a good one. We got there at 5:30pm to find it had shut. Everywhere. Had to get a taxi to Eastbourne to get something to eat. Eastbourne is like the set of a zombie film
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:37,
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Port Talbot's not a town, it's a giant factory.All of South Wales, with the exception of Monmouthshire (and even that's not great), is a complete shithole.
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Kroney, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:40,
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I've stayed at the something Beach Hotel on the seafrontIt is stuck in 1971 but the food/beer is good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:41,
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Prawn cocktail and Steak Diane washed down with Watney's Red Barrel?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:44,
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Pretty much this, yesI was the youngest in the restaurant by about 30 years
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:52,
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Fucking hell i'm impressed that bunch of 90 year olds had enough teeth between them to attack the steak anyway(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:57,
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*glares*I'm not Monty you know
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:01,
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North Wales isn't much betterA lot of it is just overspill for Liverpool.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:43,
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+origination of the restraining orders against you(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:32,
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Is it going to be slow and shit here again today>?i might have to do some work
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:51,
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I'm the best one herethis has been proven time and time again
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:55,
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I quite often have to go to that shitehole that is London...
Alt... Reverse Cowgirl Anal
Alt alt Yes
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London has something for everyoneclearly you are therefore not anybody and I consequently call you a sub-human spastic
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:53,
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I like London to visit, but wouldn't want to live there; a few months in Hounslow was enough.Alt, one foot in the grave.
Alt alt. probably, but politicians, by "virtue" of the job are corrupt liars. I'm sure the saintly Milliband has a few skeletons in his closet.
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Like he says^apart from Hounslow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:56,
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When 900 years you reach, type as well you will not(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:00,
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I do like London a great deal but I don't think I could live there(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:55,
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*Chest bumps*Can i go back to SW13 now please?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:58,
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He has oak floors you know(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:00,
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The Star Wars droids less well received follow up single?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:00,
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Hahahahahaha! What do you call that? It's like a penis, only smaller.
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More like the Bertseeker you horrendous homo. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:03,
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This pair?www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3792109/Brother-and-sister-in-lift-sex.html
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:06,
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Maybe another pair for you then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:09,
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That's the best advert for why people shouldn't drink strong lager. (, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:09, Reply)
thats grimbut why was he placed on the sex offenders register but she wasn't?
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'cos it tastes like bubble gum?Or is that what you told those kids?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:04,
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Even as a provincialI wouldn't just lump all of London together. Places like Streatham, Brixton and Kensington are all shitholes full of pikeys and muggers, certainly. There are some very nice villages in London, though.
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Kroney, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:56,
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West Kensington = ShitholeSouth Kensington = lully
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 9:56,
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I was offered a job in Swindon many years ago.The fact that it was a complete shithole was the deciding factor in me rejecting the offer.
I have also been to Northampton on a course, which is the most dreadfully dreary place I have ever seen. I went 'out' one night, and I swear to god the entire town was shut.
I go to Bournemouth quite often with work, and it's quite nice. As a fucking Northerner, I quite like the seaside.
Alt: Wheelbarrow, I believe.
AltAlt: I'm guessing yes?
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I was once in a pub in Stevenage and was told to drink up as they were closingat 6pm....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:10,
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At least the pub had been open.The Northampton ones looked like they hadn't been open since rationing.
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Great Yarmouth is like that. I was in a "restaurant" at about 7pm and the bloke that owned recommended against going out for a drink. Said it was probably safer if I went back to my hotel.
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^^^This^^^...I once played a gig at Sixfields stadium. What a crap-bucket that was.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:29,
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Walking the 100 yards back to the hotelI saw two fights and some slag squatting down and having a piss outside a pub. It was still daylight.
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I have to go up north every so oftenWakefield sheffield leeds manchester. They're not that bad.
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Wakefield is a bit grimSheffield is impossible to drive round
Leeds is good, as is Manchester
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:18,
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I usually see, train station/hotel/office/recommended pub.So I'm not really giving an educated judgment.
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I used to have the joy of printed map and no satnav to find the officeHence I saw a lot of the towns as I drove round the ring road for the 7th time
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:27,
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Every damn day...I live and work in Coventry. That's the shithole bit answered.
In my old job I had to go to the States a lot. NY mostly. I liked it, but eventually got tired of jetsetting about all the time, so I quit in order to spend every.waking.moment in Cov. What was I thinking?
Alt: Got to be bogstandard Mish...She was northern.
AltAlt: He can go and fuck himself, in any position he wants.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:27,
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That reminds me...Of when Soccer AM was funny
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:55,
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Fair enough...But I liked Fenners, and 'Take it like a fan' is ok.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:03,
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@ Pooflake - How very dare you!Coventry is my home town and I won;t hear it's fine name besmirched in such a fashion by an oik like you!
Sir, I demand satisfaction!
I will meet you this very lunchtime whereupon we will engage in hand-to-pint combat for the fair name of Coventry!
TL;DR
Liquid lunch?
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You're on...If we can find a pub in Coventry that is not quite deliriously shitwadded
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:53,
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I know...I was going to put *cries*, but It's not like I was surprised.
'Shit team from shit city in 'being shit' shocker'
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:58,
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Why don't you two bum each other, delete your accounts and kill yourselvesthis would solve all of your problems
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:56,
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Can we have lunch first?...I was looking forward to that pint :(
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I donno, I ain't really bothered by general areas of places I visit.If I don't like it, then its not like I'm going site seeing, and if I do like it, then thats pleasent enough. Only exception to this is when I feel unsafe at an area to a place I'm going to, but that's not really snobbery, it's just that I dont wanna end up with column inches written about me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:40,
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I spent about an hour yesterday trying to find a budget tracking appfor android that worked with £ not $, then I realised it didn't matter.
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I do mine in an Excel spreadsheet.Stick it in drop-box and you can edit from your phone, PC, whatever.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:52,
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Yeah, I wanted something a bit more involved than that.That's far to simple for my tastes.
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I thought as a master of excel you could build in your own complexity.ANyway, point taken, my monthly budget is pretty simple, intentionally so.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:02,
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Exciting* Milton Keynes news:www.metro.co.uk/news/897263-milton-keynes-named-most-popular-location-for-first-time-buyers
*Not necessarily that exciting.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:56,
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Interesting pic!I'd say that was (possibly) Stony Stratford - good luck with affording a 'first time buy' in THAT location!
As to the rest of MK - it's like that song 'Little boxes'.
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my mom's mom was a cock hungry whore that was always hanging all over my grandpa so she probably liked it in the shitpipe(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:52,
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I expect this post will take some beating today. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:53,
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even as a kid i was like why's she hanging all over him like that It was weird
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:56,
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i guess it depends on which bit The gran or that I was a child
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:59,
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This is Stunned - I would guess at both.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:00,
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Perhaps, but not surprising.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:59,
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At least grampa wasn't hanging out the back of her though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:04,
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can someone make the rain fuck off now please?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:54,
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Not raining here in the west so it should ease up soonmore weather forecasting on request
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:59,
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You are mistaking Newcastle for Manchester(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:06,
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buy a classic on ebay, they is cheap and better than the touch ones(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:03,
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A portable small dog looking quizzically at a gramophone(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:07,
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This should be compulsory in gyms(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:10,
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Presumably because everyone (barring peasants) have a phone that is more than capable of playing music.I know I do.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:12,
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See? I knew you weren't just being tick.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:15,
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phone is 16 gig and i have 60 gig of music...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:17,
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http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1600418(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:18,
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it's an iphone 4s, but as i have an ipod i didn't need to shell out for the more expensive 64gig version(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:20,
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yeah cos buying a slightly cheaper version of an overpriced phone was really clever(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)
well it was, as I got a simple transfer from my old phone and the itunes library I have built upIt also works beautifully, looks fanatastic and I find it incredibly useful.
But thanks for your internet opinion.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:24,
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You are aware ther are other phone that do all these things, but allow you to do advanced things like upgrade the storage and replace the battery?They are even cheaper. oh and www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1600418
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:30,
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http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1600418simple as.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:22,
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bigger memory card or less music is what you needfucken 60 gig of music, what the fuck, you ain't gonna listen to all that
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Well of course I will, and I will continue to add to it for the rest of my lifeI suspect by my retirement it'll be hundreds and hundreds of gbs
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:26,
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your phone should have enough memory and capability for all the music you'll ever needan mp3 player is just extra shit to carry
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by a bigger memory card for a fraction of the price of an ipodthen you can have porn and music
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A classic iPod Mini will cost fuck all on eBay and would be 4GB(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:08,
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but she could buy it online at best buy and i could just go pick it up today(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:11,
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or you could just shut the fuck up and download music to your phone(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:15, Reply)
not enough space and kills the phone's battery(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:16,
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Well it's not hard when people are being such spastics.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:20,
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its becoming a daily occurencethese people are old and stupid, we need to haev them committed
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i'm deeply offendedhere i am giving away technical advice to the illerate and incompetent completely gratis, and this is the thanks i get?
that'll teach me not to reach out again i can tell you
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Or you could, you scrounging forriner(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:28,
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its the internet you twatwaffleNo one is foreign on the internet
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:31,
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I'm pretty sure you are.and if you're not then I am.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:42,
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since I've been here 6 years longer than youI'm willing to bet you are the foreign
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:45,
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Je suis très heureux de cet arrangement.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:50,
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like fuck it doesspace can be improved with a decent micro sd card, and if your phone can't go 24 hours as a phone, doing calls, internet and a couple of hours of music, you have a shit phone
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or you could shut the fuck upAnd I could get a free ipod
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:18,
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i would have bought you oneif quentin hadn't stepped in. sorry kristine.
i can help you sue him though.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:30,
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i work with the finest legal minds in teh countryBRING IT ON BEEHATCH
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quantifiable loss and damages: cost of super top ipodplus mental anguish, travelling costs, loss of business opportunities due to ipod-less induced depression and anxiety...
$4,000,000? plus costs and interest, natch.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:39,
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I get to go to a differnt European country once a week. Whilst it can be fun the first time you go, it quickly gets boring to sit on your own in random bars in slovenia's version of Swindon.
particularly shitty is Eindhoven.. it's like a medway town.
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lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 10:58,
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You should PerSeVere with EindhovenIt is very nice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:03,
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ITS OK I'M HERE!!!!So I was browsing the facebook page of my future wife and was checking out the pics of the Bash and saw that Gary Oldman turned up in his full Sirius Black getup! Except it wasn't Sirius Black it was Monty!
My last job I got to go to Japan a couple of times. In this job I might get to take the bus to the next campus. So today is my first day being the boss and up until 10.30 I presumed bosses bossed people about, were universally hated and drank tea. Now I realise you have to deal with it when someone in gets all upset and cries.
My Gran likes the helicopter and the hot karl.
No Jeremy Hunt should be made to answer silly questions over and over so we can watch him squirm for our own pleasure.
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Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:06,
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Is it true that Japanese birds dig Western men because we have massive dicks? (, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:10, Reply)
Go ahead.I loved her man, why I came home and married an english girl I'll never know
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Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:17,
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here she is giving Welcome Message 2www.ritsumei.ac.jp/fkc/topics/ssh/2006/ssf2006/files/greeting.htm
I broke her heart :(
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Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:26,
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"A Great Reliance On Universal People"CUNT
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:28,
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Go easy on her, English was not her first languageand she didn't make up the ridiculous acronym
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Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:31,
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She looks like a Rottweiler chewing scotch bonnet chillis(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:32,
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Is it true that English girls in Japan can't dig themselves out of sand-filled baths?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:15,
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Is it true that Chinkies have sideways fannies?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:21,
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I've never been with a Chinkieand I can say that because I was in a restaurant when I said it or some bollocks
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Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:29,
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I saw a pictureit's good know that "Just for Men" really works
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:12,
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That is the motto on Monty's "tramp stamp"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:16,
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The only pic I've seen is on Battered's 'comedy' newspaper page.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:18,
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that made me laugh a lot when you put that(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:29,
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Marilyn Monroe: 'If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.'(
Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:30,
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Even if you don't have facebook someone can direct link the photos to you.If you care that is.
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Probably not, you think digital photos are "cold" and "commercial" not like oil paintings.(, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:22, Reply)
they're all on fb, apart from the few that my spazzy blackberry is refusing to email across or the ones that i was asked not to postso lusty can show you!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:28,
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Phillie has no ballsMonty was in Harry Potter
Quinten has a tumor (sorry to be the bearer Q)
and Pooflake and Captain Placid are meetuing up at lunchtime to offer to buy underage girls drinks so they can nonce them up in the park
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:30,
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is there a tumour in your humourare there bags under your eyes
have you had enough of stuff
do you need a bit of rough
do you believe
you must believe
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I know its not as interesting but I honestly still have my ballsI just am missing a small section of my Vas deferens. Once they have healed they can go right back in my wife handbag.
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Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:32,
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Can we talk about my ballsand Gary Oldman in the new thread too?
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Peej, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:35,
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yes!just don't post in the naked ape thread of doom, or you'll catch mongoloid.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 26 Apr 2012, 11:36,
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