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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
My cousin lost a bollock when he was about 15
Got all twisted and went black apparently, tortion or something equally horrible-sounding.
One of my best mates has 3 so I did ask if he could spare one.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:46,
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*crosses legs*
My mate tore his nutsack open whilst pissing about on a BMX
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:48,
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aye, a mate of mine lost a bollock going over a drop-off when we were mountain biking
ripped open his nutsack on the back wheel and by the time he got to hospital it couldn't be saved.
We call him Womble.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:02,
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His got jammed between the brakes and the frame
That actually hurts to type, even 25 years later
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:05,
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fucking ooooooowwwwwwwwwww. Ow.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:07,
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Indeed
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:08,
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still, teach him to ride a toy bike I suppose
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:09,
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He was 14 or so at the time
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:12,
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Don't try and justify his behaviour, sporters.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:14,
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Your Russian friend?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:00,
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