Nothing major, but a couple of visits
Broke boths arms when I was a kid - not at once thankfully. The 2nd time was at night (playing footie) so I had to stay in overnight. That was quite an experience.

Had the snip about 10 years ago. Drove myself to and from hospital because I AM A MAN.

Had a hernia op about 7-8 years ago, but again, in and out in a day.

I was in hospital at the start of this week for xrays on my back and pelvis. I got the results today. Apparently my vertebrae and body alignment is completely normal. That's great, but it doesn't explain my back problems over the last 10 years or so.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 Apr 2012, 10:51, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I think I'll end up with x-rays and an MRI scan on my back
I've got to wait 2 weeks for my heart trace and blood tests to come back
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:00, Reply)

I wasn't offered an MRI scan, just x-rays.
Nothing doing though, so presumably it's muscular. Although I've already tried a physio and an osteopath.

What are they checking your heart and blood for? Is it the bad AIDS?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Doc checked my blood pressure and though that was fine my pulse was 45

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:04, Reply)

That seems very low! Or are you mega fit?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Not mega fit at all
I think it has always been low. When I did a gym assessment years ago it was 54
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:06, Reply)

It is gradually slowing down until it stops.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Possibly
With the amount of coffee I drink, I'd expect a pulse of 180
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:12, Reply)

It is only the coffee that is keeping you alive.
Without it your pulse would barely register.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Then I'll be alive forever

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Not so fast sunshine
*orders industrial quantities of Agent Orange*
*books flights*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:24, Reply)

You down with DDT?
Yeah you know me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Apr 2012, 11:36, Reply)