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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm having barbecue belly pork - so maybe I should listen to some Bjork.Yes, I know it's not pronounced like that so FUCK OFF, YEAH?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:19,
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Pork. Like what I do to your missus.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:22,
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She has been scratching lately(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:24,
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That's because after she's noshed me off I show her some hip hop DJ techniques.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:25,
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I meant scratching about in your pubes looking for it(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:26,
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To make some cash you should give a tramp a blowie and listen to some David Guetta
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That's actually an excellent idea.Is it beer D-Day for you today?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:26,
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I had some on Saturday, it's still not readytastes alright but goes flat after about a minute. I'll have to leave it another week.
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Have you tested it for strength?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:39,
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4.8 and you're in premium territory(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:50,
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Yeah, but on the sensible side.Especially seeing as I've got 46 bottles of it on a shelf.
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That's a weekend of degenerate underpant boozing right there.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Apr 2012, 16:56,
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I might have to look into pasturising it, too much live yeast gives you the shits.
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