If you're in an office go on a wander and distract other people
you can call it networking or somesuch and you can meddle in someone else's work which is always far more interesting than dealing with your own.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:19, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This^
Much better than instant messaging, email or the phone.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Don't forget to carry some paper(s).

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:22, Reply)

A surprise shit is never a good thing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Better than being caught short.
And having to steal a colleague's work apparel to wipe your underneath.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Sage words
Those Simpsons ties are too shiny to get the ringpiece really clean
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Reminds me of a rather unsavoury visit I once paid to an English country garden.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:27, Reply)

* something about suffocating ants *

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 2 May 2012, 15:30, Reply)