When fellating someone on a sunbed
to avoid lasting eye damage, position any available testicles over the eyes as a screen.

-source: 1974 Health and safety in the work place act, paragraph 14(c), H&S regulations pertaining to pornographic film sets, discount hotel furnishings and the drunk.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:09, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

this is good advice

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:12, Reply)

I do all the health and safety stuff at work

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:16, Reply)

...in the brothel

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:17, Reply)

Chemistry lab
but close.

For instance I did take delivery of a litre of chloroform today
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:20, Reply)

chemistry experimental sex
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:20, Reply)

For me unless your orgasm can be calculated to be p>0.05
It dosen't count.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:25, Reply)

science geeks have the best sex talk
do you offer multiple orgasms on the basis that you need a more representative sample?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:27, Reply)

Yes
The reason that many geeks seem virginal is simply because they are the control group.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:29, Reply)

the others are just too busy to be out in public

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:32, Reply)

exactly

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:35, Reply)

I am struggling to think of an angle
at which this would be feasible.
(berk, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:16, Reply)

The person being fellated (The fellatee?)
Lies face down allowing their testicles to droop. The person doing the fellating, lies face up at an angles that allows the testicles to cover their eyes.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 2 May 2012, 18:19, Reply)