there's no real distinction between the two
although its commonly accepted that 'turtles' tend to be sea bound, whereas tortoises don't have flippers and live in old peoples gardens
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:00, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

cf frogs and toads.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:01, Reply)

you have to kiss alot of toads before you find a frog

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Bonjour!

( Kroney, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:03, Reply)

i'd rather kiss janet aylia's moose knuckle

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:04, Reply)

I just sicked in my mouth a bit :(

( Kroney, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:06, Reply)

bit so much that it burst forth and covered the person sitting opposite me which in turn caused them to vomit on their neighbour as thus a vomiting game of dominos was started
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:08, Reply)

aka 'Vominos'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Or a 'Mexican hurl'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)

bet she has dreadlocks there too

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Not on purpose

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:19, Reply)

cf indians and pakistanis

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:05, Reply)

There's a Sri Lankan man who works here.
He consistently goes on about 'Pakis'. I haven't the heart to break it to him that to all his colleagues in the warehouse that's precisely what he is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:08, Reply)

hahahahaa

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 10:10, Reply)