Good thanks.
Took Mrs Battered out on Saturday night; first time we had got a babysitter and gone out without our daughter.
Sunday afternoon was spent drinking beer in the company of Monty and Lusty.
Yesterday was sorting a load of domestic stuff out and eating pork belly.

How did you scald your foot?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:18, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i did a roast on sunday

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Using both hands does not make it a roast

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)

at least I can use both hands
prick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)

One at a time

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)

I was making Sunday dinner and the kids barged into the kitchen
I was in the middle of decanting boiling water into the gravy from the veg and slipped.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:19, Reply)

i tried to make a veggie gravy with my roast but it turned out to just be herby water

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:20, Reply)

Why would you make a veggie gravy?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Same reason he does anything, because he is a fetid cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:21, Reply)

Needs MOAR meaty gravy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)

my gf is a fucken veggie innit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:23, Reply)

Tough
Gravy has meaty bits in it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)

well stock then
fucks sake, this isn't the gestapo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Then you are shit at making stock
How can you fail at making a stock FFS?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)

cos it turned outt o be herby water, weren't you listening?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Ouch.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Indeed
I have a £1 sized hole in my foot
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:25, Reply)

you might be evloving into some sort of vending machine for dullness

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:31, Reply)

I am learning from your sage ways, oh herby Yoda

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 8 May 2012, 14:32, Reply)